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Joke of the Day

"My sergeant just told me this... Im going to get an old car, take a sledge hammer to the back bumper repeatedly , then get a bumper sticker that says ""I brake for tailgaters."""

"Why dont you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyre really good at it!"

"I had a failed amputation... Costed me an arm and a leg."

"Why do Native Americans dance at strip clubs? They want to make it rain."

"Cop lights should be called sex lights because every time you see them someone is getting fucked"

"I fucked myself last night. I wanted to get first-hand experience."

"Irony My friend was trying to explain to me that I don't understand the concept of irony... which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop."

"Did you guys hear about the dry erase board It's remarkable"

"Why did the dinosaur go to jail? Because he was a child molester."

"Santa and Banta Santa: Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson? Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.."