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Joke of the Day
"It's so hot I just saw two trees fighting over a dog."
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"A physicist saw a man standing on a ledge The physicist yelled out ""Don't jump, you have so much potential!"""
"Knock knock. Come in."
"What's the difference between an incomplete riddle?"
"My 3-year-old referred to her granola bar as a, ""NOLA bar"" and now she's wearing Mardi Gras beads and asking me to make jambalaya."
"but how do I know if a guy hates me FOR ME"
"Had to replace the condom I carry around in my wallet yesterday Just heard they have a 5 year expiry date."
"[coffee shop] *casually puts arm around wife* *reaches up to Free Wifi sign with a pen* *changes last ""i"" to an ""e"", draws downward arrow*"
"A car salesman says to me... ""Buy this car and pay no interest for a year!"" ""That's stupid"". I said, ""why the hell would I buy something that I'm not going to be interested in for an entire year?!"""
"Buy one annoying person, get two free! - In-laws"