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Joke of the Day

"Batman Daughter ask; BD - What is puberty? B- Do you bleed? BD - ... B - You Will"

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"The best part about Facebook is never having to wonder what your acquaintance's baby is doing all day everyday day."
"Warning: NSFW Jokes"
"My ex girlfriend had huge tits Ahh such good mammaries"
"[jumps in getaway car after bank robbery] ""They said no I couldn't have any money"" Damn it, they make it look so easy in the movies"
"I once met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds funny, dozen tit"
"Maybe we should be focussing less on Goldilocks and more on why Mama and Papa bear don't sleep in the same bed anymore."
"How does a black woman fight crime? By having an abortion"
"Are you in the comments? 'cause the real joke is always in the comments."
"One tectonic plate bumped into another and said ""Sorry. My fault"""