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Joke of the Day
"What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic? They both like to crack open a cold one"
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"A feminist's view point. Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Feminist: The glass is being raped."
"It must be really expensive to be in a lesbian relationship, they eat out all the time."
"My kids are teenagers, and I've found the same thing fixes their bad moods as when they were toddlers: a snack and a nap."
"Chuck Norris' erections hum."
"Editing a supercut of characters saying ""Don't go there!"" in movies because I can't figure out a way to contribute less to my fellow man."
"Apparently certain types of ink can cause cancer I'm starting to get a bit worried, I've been smoking cigarettes wrapped in that stuff for a while now."
"THE ROOSTER ALSO CALLED A COCK LOVES THE KITTY WET THE CAT FALLS INTO A BUCKET OF WATER THE ROOSTER LAUGHS THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS A COCK LIKES A WET PUSSY."
"My mates called me stingy so I decided to buy them a beer. Turns out they wanted one each."
"No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a b&e."