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Joke of the Day
"What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic? They both like to crack open a cold one"
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"Where do you find a one legged cow? Where ever you left it."
"I always carry a mushroom with me, just in case my enemy shows up & I need something to make me bigger."
"You know that amazing feeling you get after kissing a woman? of course you don't."
"How do you poison a hipster? Gluten"
"How do black geese call to white geese? HONKEY! HONKEY!"
"Said ""large"" today at Starbucks, and everyone starting chanting ""Venti, Venti, Venti!"" and a mass suicide occurred."
"If you're having a bad day , just remember ... All of you are funnier than Dane Cook ."
"Best place to hide stuff? Page two in Google search results!"
"Practicing my ""Eye Rolling"" cause you know... tomorrow's Monday."