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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris' erections hum."
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"So french me was speaking in english with one of my friends, when suddenly he starts making fun of my accent.... I told him it was the only car i could afford!"
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"Race jokes are all the same Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal!"
"Sometimes I just like to surprise my liver and drink water."
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