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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a bondage joke? Sorry I'm all tied up at the moment"
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"The guys and I are heading into town. Gonna hit a few bars, a strip club, and then, MAYBE... ...the Museum."
"They say gays destroy the very fabric of society..... Nonsense! No gay man would ever dream of destroying fabric."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn't think he's a lawyer."
"""I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways!"""
"My stats professor told me that the larger the sample size the more trustworthy the data. I guess the N's justify the means."
"Sometimes when I'm riding in an uber, I like to request another uber. Instant car chase."
"What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids? Fire."
"Justin Bieber's to be the new face of Calvin Klein. Awful news given he does such a terrible job of being the current face of Justin Bieber."
"[Me at job interview] And, how seriously does your company take allegations of witchcraft?"