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Joke of the Day

"Thought of this while making dinner Want to hear a joke about location? Nevermind. You had to be there"

"I told my friend that he can do anything he puts his mind to... ...he told me to lick my own pussy."

"The recipe said ""Set the oven to 180 degrees,"" so I did, but now I can't open it because the door faces the wall."

"My mate died from a bad case of heartburn I can't believe Gaviscone."

"Life would be simpler if you were notified when you were added to lists IRL. ""Your crush"" has added you to list ""Friend Zone""."

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's meant to be. So only become emotionally invested with boomerangs and dogs."

"Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris."

"smokers have a greater risk of heart disease, stroke and hard-to-hear outdoor phone conversations."

"What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family"

"""Daddy, how are babies made?"" ""Well son, when a man and a woman have too much to drink.."""