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Joke of the Day
"Jokes are like topsoil I make my own, but it's mostly recycled shit."
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"How does Sean Connery shave? CTRL + S"
"Lesbians aren't that tough... In fact, they're all fucking pussies."
"What did the pregnant blonde ask at the doctor's office? ...Is it mine?"
"I hate when people ask what I see myself doing in 5 years How would I know, I don't have 2020 vision"
"Calculus joke Epsilon is wandering around. Suddenly he sees his friend Delta. ""Delta, it's good to see you! But what are you doing here?"" Delta replies, ""Oh, I was just in the neighborhood."""
"A police officer confronts a man who he thinks is high on marijuana. ""How high are you?"" He asks. ""No,you said it wrong, it's 'Hi! How are you?'"""
"Your momma's so fat... she doesn't go back for seconds, she goes back for hours."
"TUPAC IS DEAD BIGGIE IS DEAD AND ME ALSO I AM FEELING NOT SO GOOD"
"A guy walks into a bar... Ouch."