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Joke of the Day
"what idiot called them crabs instead of sidewalks"
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"There's a C cup, a T cup, and a P cup The C cup is for drinking coffee The T cup is for drinking tea And the P cup is used to get a Mexican to work"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"Q: Where do mentally unstable trees go? A: The insane a-xylem."
"Goldsmiths, what is your profession? Au, Au, Au."
"Q: How are an elephant and a plum the same? A: They're both purple, except for the elephant."
"My inspiration for jokes is like a guy at a brothel... It comes and goes... It also occasionally sucks ;)"
"TIFU by spraying water on a topless model Now all the seats are wet"
"I wanted to watch the inauguration today But Eisenhower late."
"A man calls in to work sick on a Friday His boss asks him, ""Why what's wrong with you?"" He replies, ""its my eyes boss... I just can't see my ass coming in to work today."""