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Joke of the Day
"If you need help staying awake, subtract sheep in your head."
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"Ben Carson ZZZzzzzzz"
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"Advice to the worm Sleep in late!"
"u ever watch a spider build a web and ur like damn and i cant even build a desk from IKEA"
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