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Joke of the Day
"I'm considering going vegan because the steaks are too high"
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"Obama in Berlin joke President Obama in Berlin outlining that maybe massive walls and state spying are not so bad after all."
"""Sorry I didn't reply to your email Terry, a wolf ripped my hands off... Oh these? Um, I got new hands? Gotta go!"""
"A Black man and a Mexican jump off a cliff who wins? Society."
"As a young girl she played the game Operation and dreamed about the day she could illegally harvest vital organs in real life."
"I asked my friend how she liked her first Brazilian wax... She told me it was a complete rip-off."
"Son: Dad how do stars die? Dad: Drugs, Usually"
"I had to get a Mastectomy last year... Whew, glad I got that off my chest."
"What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino? ""Rhino horn?"""