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Joke of the Day
"I'm considering going vegan because the steaks are too high"
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"What do you do when a feminist, anti-feminist and meninist cross paths? Triggernometry."
"The guy that invented the heimlich maneuver died today... needless to say I'm a little choked up"
"Hey kids, for Halloween, let's go to a spooooky place full of scaaaary, oppressive people & a guy who riiiises from the dead! Kids: Church?"
"Lifes a bitch Grab it by the pussy"
"""How did you do in the porno auditions?"" ""Well, I got some small parts."" ""Ah, well that certainly doesn't help, does it?""   ^[OC]"
"Dentist: You don't have to floss all your teeth. Only the ones you wanna keep! *I start flossing his teeth* D: Um... Me: These are mine now"
"Know why the whole thing with hitler and the Jews happens Because he asked for a glass of juice but everyone thought he said gas the Jews."
"I found Jesus last week... My garden has never looked nicer."
"What do you usually find with four Catholics? A fifth."