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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard Justin Bieber's song about blood types? It goes: ""A, B, AB, AB, OOOOOOO"""
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"Q. How do you make a dead baby float? A. 1 scoop of ice cream and 2 scoops of dead baby."
"I know who's Batman's real son It's Lil Wayne!"
"What was INXS Singer Michael Hutchence's favorite vegetable? The autochoke."
"Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children."
"I wear Lacoste shirts with the little crocodile on them because when shit goes down I want crocodiles to know that I'm on their side."
"A Burglar got into the house of a Lawyer the other day... After a terrible struggle, the Lawyer succeeded in robbing him."
"Her: I like your hair. Did you get it cut? Me: I washed it Her: but it looks really different Me: yeah I used water this time"
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"Trying to write a racist joke. But it is impossible since this huge nigger is looking at me and sees every word i wri...assfnj fasd"