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Joke of the Day
"What country makes the most milk? Nepal"
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"Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job? What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses?"
"How many guys in the friend zone does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just stand around and compliment it and get pissed off when it doesn't screw."
"What do you call taking a dump after breakfast? A Brexit"
"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."
"Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it? Because he can't ""C"""
"How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors? They just have a feel for that kind of thing."
"What did one loaf of bread say to the other? Weirdo."
"My cute kitten Aww, wrong sub."
"Why did the lesbian cross the road? To get to the other bride! *Congrats, America!*"