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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people eat tootsie rolls with a fork? So they don't bite their fingers"
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"What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer? Ask the NSA for a backup."
"I have a kinship with a racist pumpkin. I'm Donald Trumpkin."
"Congratulations West Ham The only club named after two things that ISIS hate."
"What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King? OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That is a trick question, feminists can't change anything."
"I have a bumper sticker that says ""Honk if you think I'm sexy."" Then I just wait at green lights until I feel better about myself."
"If flies fly after flies flies fly fucking fast It's better in Dutch: > Als vliegen achter vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegensvlug"
"What do you call a doctor for websites? A URLologist"
"Q: What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have? A: Rep-tiles."