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Joke of the Day
"Which strip club does Obama go to? The Illuminaughty"
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"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh"
"Just had the following conversation in court Judge: State your name. Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You're Not Guilty? Me: Thanks, I'm outta here"
"What do Thomas Jefferson and a WNBA owner have in common? They both have 15 African-American women ready to go to work for them."
"The secret to success is to surround yourself with people that don't know you."
"Space Cat: *furious as he knocks items off of a shelf and they just float in place, mocking him*"
"A man and a boy are walking through a dark forest... The boy turns to the man and says ""Its dark, I'm scared."" The man replies with ""You're scared? I have to walk back through here on my own!"""
"If I was a coach, time outs would be awkward silences ending with, ""So, any good YouTube stuff?"""
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you."
"Why did the superconductor eat all the pudding? It couldn't resist."