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Joke of the Day
"Which strip club does Obama go to? The Illuminaughty"
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"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get toThe second hand shop."
"I have the memory of an elephant I went to the zoo last week, they only had one, he seemed pretty lonely :("
"Woman always call me ugly until I tell them how much money I earn Then they call me both ugly and poor"
"What water does Snake drink? Big Voss."
"I'm excited for the zombie apocalypse so I can trap famous dead celebrities and make the best Broadway show ever assembled."
"The one time when The Hulk farted... it was the fart that was heard around the world. I know, I know."
"I figured out why Bono got in all that tax trouble. He got double U2s."
"Doctor: are you sexually active? Me: I usually stay pretty still."
"Did you here the one about the midget that finally admitted he was gay? He came out of the cupboard."