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Joke of the Day

"Why was the school grey? Because it was a Greyed School. I woke up with this joke in my head this morning. I think my brain is trying to kill me with horrible puns."

"Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it dear? Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped."

"After 5 years of marriage. After 5 years of marriage I found out my wife has 2 incomes, hers and mine....."

"And yet, despite the look on my face, you're still talking."

"""Thanks for nothing, Evolution."" - Flightless Birds"

"I got addicted to eating deli meat right out of the refrigerator... But I decided to quit cold turkey."

"My boss texted me, ""Send me one of your funny jokes."" I replied, ""I'm working at the moment, I will send you one later."" He replied, ""That was fantastic, send me another one."""

"Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!"

"Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy? Because open balls are in his neighborhood"

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel around his waist... Bartender says ""Hey man, you have a steering wheel around your waist!? The Pirate replies ""Yeah I know... It's drivin me nuts!""."