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Joke of the Day
"Asking politicians to give up source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood."
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"The thing about good music is.. ...its technically sound."
"This Joke is so Top Secret... Iii iiiiiiiii ii Iiii Iiii Ii Ii Ii III. The punchline is Eyes Only"
"Two black men are in a car. Who's driving? The policeman."
"I went to see an inflatable marching band I was excited at first, but when I got there they turned out to be pretty flat...."
"TV needs to stop putting up those stupid ""viewer discretion"" warnings. My mom is sick of me calling her for clearance."
"There was this ancient pagan ritual where they would hit the ground with sticks and shout out. Today we call it golf."
"I've got a dick like a baby 8lbs 3oz"
"Why did Bruce Jenner become invisible? because he's a transparent."
"Untied the bun in my hair & tried that sexy hair shake thing that chicks do on tv. Doc says the neck brace can come off in a week."