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Joke of the Day
"Did you watch that movie about wrestling? I heard it was very Cenamatic."
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"What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use? Arab spring"
"Walking down the street, I heard a car alarm go off ... ... And I thought, ""Oh my God, someone's stealing a car!"""
"One Gay Greek says to another, ""Do you think you'll ever go back to Greece?"" ""No,"" he answered, ""I'll stick with K-Y Jelly!"""
"""I think we should stab other people."" - Masochists breaking up"
"Back when I was a kid there was no internet so people would sometimes have to walk for miles just to call me a cunt."
"What's the tallest building in your city? The library, because it has the most stories."
"What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane? A pilot; what else would you call him? You racist prick!"
"How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell."
"Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago."