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Joke of the Day
"Did you watch that movie about wrestling? I heard it was very Cenamatic."
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"What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand? I sink therefore I am."
"Today I met one of those people on the bus that gets all pissed off when you put your finger in their mouth when they yawn."
"Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity? They're ape purists"
"Funny how bullies only bully people who are susceptible to bullying. They don't bully people who'd throat punch em without thinking twice."
"Got a secondhand robot. Practically good as new! Just a few nicks and scratches, and a tendency to murder."
"Muslims in the U.S.A [Removed]"
"What did the doctors office say to the hurricane? Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins"
"There are two types of people: Those who extrapolate from incomplete data... ...and those who understand the importance of error bars."
"Her: ""Your funny"" Me: "".... Uh ya... this isn't gonna work"""