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Joke of the Day
"Maybe zombies just have shampoo in their eyes."
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"why was the 6 month old African baby crying? It was having a mid life crisis"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beethoven is too hot !"
"The Fat Girl's Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse: If you see me running & there's no ice cream truck in front of me..you should run too."
"I just bumped into my old headmistress who said how weird it is to see me all grown up now. Surely it would be weirder if I was still 9."
"Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin? Alec Baldwin"
"Your mom reminds of bricks She's constantly getting laid by Mexicans."
"I asked my cat ""Who is your favorite President of China?"" According to her it's Mao."
"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis."
"Horse walks into a bar Bartender says: ""Why the long face?""...... Horse responds: ""Because my drinking problem is tearing my family apart."""