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Joke of the Day
"why was the 6 month old African baby crying? It was having a mid life crisis"
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis."
"How do you build suspense in people?"
"If only the first rule of Vegan club Was not to talk about Vegan club"
"I decided to make my password ""incorrect"" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, ""Your password is incorrect."""
"The main reason I got married is that I really hate driving.."
"What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book? He removed the appendix!"
"Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order."
"What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous? Safety measures."
"Is there a difference between men and women? Yes, there is a vas deferens!"