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Joke of the Day

"why was the 6 month old African baby crying? It was having a mid life crisis"

"What do you call an imaginary color? A pigment of your imagination."

"Did you hear about the vintage attache with a perfectly working clasp? It was a classic open-and-shut case."

"People who aren't funny get offended by jokes."

"I can't go to sleep if any of my apps need to be updated, but will drive my car with the check engine light until it explodes"

"Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller."

"How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman? (NSFW) Shit in her cunt"

"If God is always watching... ...then one day, while masturbating, I'm gonna look that motherfucker straight in the eye and finish like a boss."

"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste **funny**."

"I can honestly say that the ""Just Say No!"" approach kept me completely drug free throughout my youth. Whenever I saw a group of kids doing drugs and I asked if I could try some, they just said ""No!"""