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Joke of the Day

"Grand Theft Auto 6 just announced. Already criticized for displaying ""excessive and gratuitous violence towards pedestrians"". Apparently your character is just a normal on-duty cop."

"Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything."

"New lesbian species of dinosaur discovered. Lickalottapus."

"What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian? An argument"

"What's the difference between a microwave oven and anal sex? One doesn't brown your meat."

"What do Jewish kids say to their Christian friends at Christmas? Sorry we killed your saviour, can we play with his new toys."

"I wish I could just ""like"" a text message so I don't have to respond."

"Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the ""Like"" button."

"How do you make a goldfish old? Take away the G."

"I used to think that ""Lacrosse""... Was what the French called that thing that Jesus carried on his back."