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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing to read in Braille? Don't touch this."

"I grounded my kid from electronics for a week and now he won't stop talking to me and I think I've made a horrible mistake."

"What do you call an Israeli rooster? A koke."

"Why don't amateur pornstars use big words? Because they're all laymen."

"Why did the rich man go crazy? He had one-million dollars, but no cents."

"Two atoms walk into a bar... One atom says to the other ""I think I lost an electron."" The other asks ""Are you sure?"" The other replies ""I'm positive."""

"It's ironic that my dentist appointment is at 2:30 tomorrow. Because tooth hurty."

"The Trump Years in a Nutshell 2016: Trump doesn't stand a chance. 2017: Trump's still trying? 2018: ""Hey, are you guys going to watch the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins"""

"Knock Knock Who's there? Ah Ah who? God bless you"

"What did the teen say when she found out she was pregnant? ""My mom is gonna kill me!"" What did the fetus say when the teen found out she was pregnant? "" My mom is gonna kill me!"""