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Joke of the Day

"It's funny how different the Clintons turned out... One has a stick up her ass and the other is trying to put his stick in everyone else's ass!"

"Diarrhea is too hard to spell so I call it crapplesauce"

"You seem like the kind of person who always tried to open the wrong side of the milk carton in grade school."

"At what age do you have THE talk with your daughter about how she is not the princess of anything and she'll need to get a job. Is it 6?"

"Yo mommas so fat You can see her from more than 2 meters away in a hyperbolic plane."

"Did you hear about the carnival fires? They were intense."

"Moses was the first hippie. He was a guy who came from the hills with long hair and sandals, and he brought with him tablets that made everybody feel good."

"Where do bears go after smoking some weed? Hibearnation"

"CS:GO's New One-Shot Revolver http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2015/12/13288/"

"My congressman just wrote to tell me if I don't re-elect him, whatever-scares-me-most will probably happen. Send money."