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Joke of the Day
"What does a spy's pussy smell like. Fishy"
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"Are you seeing someone? Me: Are you seeing someone? Girl: Um, no. Me: Not even a psychiatrist?"
"Why did the guitarist go to prison? For fingering a minor."
"*Pops up from the backseat as you're driving* *Duct tapes your neck to the head rest* Now, why are you telling people I'm crazy?!!"
"So last year I dressed up as a bop it for Halloween... I should've known I'd end up in jail"
"Dog: Me: Dog: Me: Dog: *spits out pill* Me: DAMMIT!"
"Do you think Donald Trump get his hairpieces for free... ...or does he have toupee?"
"What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician? A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!"