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Joke of the Day

"Teachers call me a fish because I'm below C level"

"What's the best kind of bee? Boo-bees"

"The doctor told me I only had 2 years to live so I shot him The judge gave me 30 years."

"When the checkout person tries to put your toilet paper in a bag, tell them it's 'for here', not 'to go'. Then ask them to hurry."

"DATE: I'm leaving ME: Why? D: You keep pretending to be a bat M: I don't D: You're doing it right now [a single tear rolls up my forehead]"

"What do you call a hobosexual? A bum fuck."

"!false It's funny because it's true"

"eer booze and fun!' 'Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"

"Why did the dog lose the lawsuit? It was a shih-tzu"

"""you look nice"" - sweet potato ""im so high"" - baked potato ""you suck!"" - roast potato ""what have I done"" - guy who made talking potatoes"