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Joke of the Day

"Anytime there's food in front of my face I always eat it even if I'm not hungry. That's why I could never be a gynecologist."

"Trust me, when they make a pill that REALLY makes your d!ck grow, that commercial will be on during the Super Bowl, not 3am!"

"A woman was looking in the mirror... And she says to her husband ""I look fat. Give me a compliment."" The husband replies "" Your vision is perfect."""

"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump kin"

"If a man says something in the forest, and no woman is there to hear it... ...is he still wrong?"

"Just came back from the Zoo and saw a slice of toast in one of the enclosures. It was bread in captivity."

"""You CAN even."" - white girl life coach"

"*storms out of office bathroom* *slams roll of single-ply toilet paper on boss's desk* I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS"

"Pregnancy I'm too smart to want children, but not smart enough to make *her* not want 'em."

"What do a Typhoon and Aquaman have in common? They both come in waves. Context: In Taiwan at the moment, thought of this while watching motorcycles get knocked over by wind."