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Joke of the Day

"Anytime there's food in front of my face I always eat it even if I'm not hungry. That's why I could never be a gynecologist."

"DAD: u can grow up to be anything u want ME: imma be a hamster D: ok not that M: *already building an elaborate series of tubes to run thru*"

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator..."

"What is the difference between a gay man and a hot dog? One is an oscar meyer weiner, the other admires oscar's weinner"

"What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common? They were both on top gear."

"Canadians pack your bags We have another immigration crisis"

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Hitler Hitler had supporters."

"What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with? He enters Nerdvana."

"What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese? A fetaphile"

"I keep a banana in my pocket just in case, because I'm really not glad to see anybody."