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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!"
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"There was a young couple having sex in the pool. I walked up to the lifeguard and said, ""Aren't you going to do anything?"" He said, ""I might have a wank if you leave me alone."""
"New Jared Sub Subway has came out with a new sub this week called the Jared Sub. It is 37 year old salami sandwiched between 10 year old buns."
"I bumped into my rival jousting opponent. We exchanged lances."
"Happy Alentine's Ay For those who will not be getting the V nor D"
"How do you drown a blonde? Stick a scratch and sniff to the bottom of a pool."
"Why does Batman wear a mask? Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis"
"if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports"
"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, it's got to want to change first."
"My penis was in the Guinness book of world records... Then the librarian told me to take it out."