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Joke of the Day

"You are ugly!... A drunk guy screams at a woman: ""You are ugly!"". The woman replies: ""You are drunk!"" Guy: ""At least in my case, tomorrow I wont be anymore."""

"How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet."

"A day with no sunshine is like..... night"

"Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius! "

"*gets first nose bleed since childhood* Apparently our periods have synced, can I have some Midol and a tampon?"

"Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open."

"I have one of those unlimited cell phone plans. There's no limit to how much they can charge me."

"I had a masturbation addiction. I beat it."

"Why do women have orgasms? Just another reason to moan really."

"I'm going as president Obama for Halloween this year. I'll tell you you're getting different candy, but it will be the same candy from last year."