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Joke of the Day
"Alcohol is like photoshop for reality."
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"Baseball baking What's the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin... The batter"
"The number 13579 walks into a bar... barman says ""sorry, can't serve you, you're too odd"""
"I like my women how I like my computer Broken, dead, and in the basement."
"What has arms but can't move them? A small child paralyzed from the waist up."
"What possible bit about trying to buy a large number of ice cream containers and two boxes of tampons says I want to chat you up, douchebag?"
"People find one band-aid and suddenly no one wants anymore of my homemade salsa."
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"Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."""
"Yo mamma's so fat... When she walks down the street, people start telling Han Solo he better get out of here"