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Joke of the Day
"How do you make stupid people click links? ..."
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"What do you call 100 Mexicans holding hands around your yard Spicket fence"
"LPT: Don't stand out too much from the group. Or you'll be a joke."
"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!"
"How do you make the hippie run out of money? You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap."
"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get your head in between those teeny legs?"
"Monday, after class, I get back to my dorm ready to start all my homework due this week."
"What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes? Your sole is mine!"
"Went to the store without my dentures because what are the odds Scarlett Johansson and I would be reaching for the same box of fish sticks?"
"I have great muscle memory I totally remember when I was in shape."