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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump always looks like he's just opened a really hot oven."

"Yo mama is so fat that we were unable to put her under for the surgery. I'm sorry, there's nothing we could do."

"Whenever I get called into my boss's office, my entire Facebook career flashes before my eyes."

"In light of MLK day... African american culture has fought so hard not to have to sit at the back of the bus. But they still do anyway."

"Is that a cop behind me? No, just a car with a bike rack. Or maybe it's an undercover cop with a bike rack? -Weed"

"Men are like snowstorms You don't know how many inches you'll get, how long it will last and how hard it will be."

"Want to hear a good Nirvana joke? Nevermind."

"Two mathematicians were chatting online... 1st mathematician: Gimme 5! 2nd mathematician: 120"

"Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army."

"Welcome to Gullible Victim Club. Lol. I can't believe you showed up. Now gimme your purse or I'll stab you."