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Joke of the Day

"People used to think George Washington was antisocial. But he just wasn't a party person."

"The Cheesecake Factory had a ""Help Wanted"" sign. I was really disappointed that it wasn't to help eat the cheesecake. #FluffyChickProblems"

"Is that a booger in your nose? No, it's snot."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ? Bless You !"

"""The last thing I want to do is hurt you. First I want to date you & get to know you."""

"A guy won the lottery and bought a lot of weed, His name was Jack. He became known as Jack-pot."

"What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his butt!"

"The inventor of the toilet must've had a rough time at his presentation. ""Oh here comes Gary with his poop throne idea"""

"Freshmen girls... I keep getting older, but they stay the same age. Wooderson, *Dazed and Confused*"

"I was surprised to learn that the Israeli form of martial art was Krav maga... I always thought they used JEWjitzu..."