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Joke of the Day

"Why don't the police protest against BLM? Because they have jobs."

"- Dad, are mermaids fish or women? -It depends on if you are horny or hungry."

"What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr? Trigger-Nometry"

"[emergency room] ""We need to put pressure on the wound!"" [to wound] We've been together 6 months now, I think we should move in together"""

"My wife and I were happy for 24 years. Then we met."

"What is the difference between Trump's tie and a horse's tail? The horse's tail covers the whole asshole"

"How come the Welsh can't keep track of how many they've had sex with with? Well, they start counting, but they fall asleep before they're finished."

"Ghostbusters is my favorite movie where Bill Murray yells at a giant marshmallow man for stepping on a church."

"A student walks up to their teacher. Student: ""Teacher, would you ever get mad at me for something I didn't do?"" Teacher: ""Of course not! why?"" Student: ""Because I didn't do my homework"""

"Did you ever blow bubbles as a kid? Well, he's back in town and wants your number"