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Joke of the Day
"share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)"
Next Joke
"My dad is teaching me to be a hipster He told me to eat my food before its cool."
"Statistics say that 60% of women take medication for mental illness, Which means 40% aren't taking their medication."
"A religious man wasn't paying attention when he was driving. His karma ran over a dogma."
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph because they're not a full esay"
"You should take care of your nipples. They may not seem important now, but when you die, that's where the angels grab you."
"So many words sound the same When someone calls you from a homophone."
"What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2? Target Practice."
"What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? Coincidence on 34th Street"
"I bet Yoda was pretty hot before he turned into an old Asian lady."