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Joke of the Day

"share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)"

"What do you call Hitler's bachelor party? The Reich-stag!"

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around."

"Chai Tea My wife just got back from Tai Chi class. She brewed a pot of Chai Tea. I told here it tasted pretty shi... The bruises will heal soon."

"Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door."

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"Wait till the hamburglar finds out about money"

"Did you hear about the wooden car? Wooden move"

"Me Chinese, me play joke... Me take drone, return it broke."

"Why do woman vacuum? So they can practice there sucking."