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Joke of the Day

"judas: i would never betray jesus he's the best jesus: my favorite movie is the Minions Movie judas: i am going to betray the son of God"

"ELI5: what is it like being 6? I'm only 5 and I'm about to turn 6."

"I don't understand how anyone could be a grave robber. How do you steal a six foot hole?"

"What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar? I bet it's really nice to be Enya."

"Why are guys so desperate for oral sex? We swallow over 57 spiders a yr while sleeping.The odds that 1 could come back up should terrify you"

"Physics Joke A photon walks into a hotel and the bellman says ""can I help you with your bags?"" And the photon replies, ""no it's ok, I'm traveling light."""

"Baby seal walks into a club..."

"Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan."

"When I grocery shop for the wife I always buy cucumbers smaller than me, just in case."

"There's a new police bar in town. I hear it's very copular."