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Joke of the Day

"Croatian salary is like menstruation You get it once a month, it lasts 5-6 days and then you're fucked"

"Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft."

"I wish people's voices actually sounded the way they do when their spouse or partner imitates them during an argument."

"What do you call an alcoholic eating grapes? Impatient."

"What do dyslexic zombies eat? BRIANS!! Everyone else is safe"

"Looking to find a way to say ""I'm not mad at you"" without actual human communication? Try a Facebook Like today!"

"What's the difference between purple and pink? The grip. "

"Did you hear the one about the gay midget? He went up on a guy."

"I tried a new shampoo that adds extra volume but I found it too loud."

"Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration."