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Joke of the Day

"If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I just really hope they segregate us by genre."

"What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Big holes all over Australia!"

"A joke about sword fighting I thought I invented a joke about sword fighting, but turns out it's just a riposte."

"Who is the Sith Lord of fear? Count Spooku"

"giving birth and cutting of your fingers are alike alot it hurts like hell and you wont really look the same afterwards. the only difference is that stupid people have to stop after 10 fingers"

"The new Linkin Park album"

"What does a guy with a 9"" cock have for breakfast? .. well this morning I had toast...."

"Census confirms... that one in two and a half men is HIV Positive."

"*Goes into debt Debt: Wrong hole."

"Friday night. Sitting in a bar. As the designated driver. NO, I'M NOT BITTER. I'M PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE OUT OF A SENSE OF WONDER."