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Joke of the Day
"Steve Irwin died as he lived... With animals in his heart."
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"I wish I could remember how the hell I ignored people before I owned a cell phone."
"For my next party trick I'll swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they'll come out of my ass tied together.... I shit you knot"
"Why is Oedipus against swearing? He kisses his mother with that mouth!"
"Mechanical engineers They're not rocket scientists but they are sprocket scientists."
"Amy's baking Co. Has just designed a gaming system It's called the Xbox one"
"My phone auto-fills FUCKLULZ. Do I get my own bot now?"
"[describing sketch artist to criminal] He was pretty good at drawing pictures."
"An eskimo on holiday in Wales... His car breaks down. A Welshman looks under the bonnet and says, ""you've blown a seal"" Eskimo says ""so what, you fuck sheep"""
"LIKE if you don't ring the doorbell... You just text or call to say you're outside."