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Joke of the Day
"[describing sketch artist to criminal] He was pretty good at drawing pictures."
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"A man walks in to a bar... And murders all the redditers who have Posted a man walks in to a bar joke. Ouch"
"FRIEND: and this is my pug PUG: oink ME: (thinkig to self) did that pug just say ""oink"""
"What are those small bumps around women's nipples? It's Braille for ""Suck Here"""
"Two women were sitting quietly."
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"Where do the stinky penguins live? Antfartica"
"[China] ""You have to get good grades"" KID: But it's so hard! ""We're Can-tonese not Cant-tonese"" KID: You gotta admit that's a bit confusing"
"When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be? Penny Bruce"
"Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery? Because no one man should have all that flour."