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Joke of the Day

"A windy day Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench. The first says to her friends ""gosh, it's windy today"". The second says ""no, it's Thursday"". The third says ""so am I. Let's get a drink""."

"When I get depressed about an underperforming tweet, I think about starving kids in Africa & how lucky they are to never experience my pain."

"What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink? A pink carnation."

"Most people have a schlong You have a schlort"

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide the eggs? Because he doesn't want anybody to know that he's been fucking chickens!"

"I told my therapist I don't wanna see her anymore. She said from what she's learned, that means I'll fuck her 3 more times."

"Why is 1 disapproving of 6? That one doesn't believe in six before marriage."

"Anyone have a good birthday joke? My sister's birthday is today, and I'm looking for a good one to call her with."

"Micheal Jackson If my friend Djax ever had a son and he would call him Micheal, It would be Micheal, Djax' son."

"Tomorrow is Saturday... ...that means i only have to worry about work, i don't have to actually be there."