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Joke of the Day
"How are women like casinos? Liquor in the front, poker in the back."
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"How does one respond to a black guy sending you a dick pic? TL;DR"
"Have you ever heard the one about the dust bunny and the mud pie? Well then sorry, I only tell clean jokes."
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"Want to hear a funny joke? Women's rights."
"What Did H Say 2 O? Water you doing?"
"You walk into a bar It's a gay bar, faggot"
"I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do, he laughs."
"The liquid inside a fire hydrant is H^2O, but the liquid on the outside is K9P. Courtesy of schnauzers-rule.com"
"I wish I was Jean Claude Van Damme, not to be able to roundhouse kick my co-worker, but to bore him to death as I act out a scene."