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Joke of the Day
"What Did H Say 2 O? Water you doing?"
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"Why did Sarah fall off the swings She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there Not Sarah"
"Life doesn't matter. Life IS matter."
"A recent study by UN has found dexter to be the no 1 cause for ocean pollution"
"Girl, do you need an inhaler? 'Cuz I heard you got that ass mah."
"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action."
"The Little Mermaid (1989) The story of a girl who realizes that she should change EVERYTHING about herself to land a good man..."
"If your New Year's resolution involves less drinking or cursing, it involves less of me."
"Just recorded my boss yelling at someone on the phone. Guess who has a new ringtone."
"""Z"" I'm so hungry i could eat a pony "" - Guy who knows a full horse would be too much"