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Joke of the Day
"What kind of music do rabbits listen to? HIP HOP"
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"That moment when you check the price tag and sadly walk away."
"A white guy, Mexican guy, and a black guy are in the 5th grade, who has the biggest dick? Black guy because he's 18!"
"Why do writers always feel cold? Because they are surrounded by drafts!"
"My German plumber just hooked my gas line to my shower. I guess old habits die hard."
"im the funny guy that shouts ""remix!"" every time a cd skips, buy my stand up comedy digital download online at my web site"
"My friend said that China might be considering assisted suicide for teenagers He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia."
"What do you call an Arab who owns a goat and a camel? Bisexual."
"I recently saw a documentary on different types of stationery throughout history. It was on paper-view."
"when someone says 'your flys down' it implies that 1) i have a fly and 2) hes having a bad day"