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Joke of the Day
"Two cannibals are eating a clown One says to the other, does this taste funny to you?"
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"I'll never forget my wife's last words ""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"""
"Did you hear about the dyslexic atheistic insomniac? He lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog."
"Yesterday I gave my seat to a blind man Today I lost my job as a bus driver"
"I have nothing in common with people who eat 1 Pringle at a time instead of frantically shoving 20 in their mouth like it's a wood chipper ."
"Why'd the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field."
"A strong person stands up for himself. A stronger person stands up for himself while bench pressing another person standing up for himself."
"What did Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? ""I don't wanna be obama self."""
"In the near future, little old ladies won't know how to sew, knit, or quilt, but they'll take awesome self-pics in bathroom mirrors."
"I like my women like I like my flyers. Passed out"