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Joke of the Day

"man and his girlfriend Girlfriend : I longer fit in this dress. man: May be dress shrunk after washing it. Oh ,wait a minute , Jim is calling ."

"One day, scientists will build a very intelligent supercomputer. ""Is there a god?"", they ask. *** ""There is one now."""

"Why do businesses move to India? Because they worship prophets!"

"Sometimes, late at night, I'll look up at the stars and wonder if you're also stealing lawn furniture."

"I need a joke for a medical residency interview! Halp!"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip bitch."

"What did the architect say about the rack? How does she not fall over?"

"Obama's reaction to NSA scandal ""This technology means spies will never have to use windows ever again."""

"I need to buy a new alarm clock. The one I have keeps going off while I'm asleep."

"Me: goodnight moon Warren Moon: how did you get in my house?"