205024

Joke of the Day

"*Giant boulder slowly crushes several hundred cats* Guy who's about to invent the bagpipes: Hey, this gives me an idea!"

"What bait do you use to catch a space fish? A worm hole"

"Girl1: Why are you so happy? Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said ""Parking Fine"""

"What is an epileptics favourite food? Seizure Salad"

"What do you call a stack of cats. A Meowuntian"

"What's a redditor's favorite form of math? substitution"

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? 'Cause I stepped on it."

"*answers phone call from boss* I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME AT WORK!"

"How do you know when your best friend is gay? [NSFW] His dick tastes like shit."

"I just made an April Fool's joke. Too soon?"