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Joke of the Day
"Why is Junkrat a feminist's favorite class in Overwatch? TRIGGERED"
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"Why did Microsoft go from windows 8 to 10 Because 7 8 9"
"Cop behind me just turned. Best unfollow ever."
"I found a ten dollar bill on the ground once and thought, ""This is as good as it's ever going to get. Buy some relish."""
"Dear diarrhea, You're a piece of never-ending shit."
"Fat chicks are like masturbation. Totally fine to do in the privacy of your own home, but you should be ashamed to be caught in public."
"Confucius say: It is good if boy meets girl in park... It is better if boy parks meat in girl."
"How to piss off an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him to determine the period."
"The Pink Panther's To Do List To do...To do...To do, to do, to do...To do, to doooo... Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh... Edit: Formatting"
"Kids are like tornadoes They're neat to watch but you can't help but be scared when they head for your house"