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Joke of the Day

"Why is Junkrat a feminist's favorite class in Overwatch? TRIGGERED"

"Clueless boyfriend walks into publix to buy condoms. Can't find them. Finally goes in the right aisle. Proceeds to have sex. Publix: where shopping is a pleasure... ...or lack there of."

"What is black and in jail? A black man who committed a crime."

"I tried yoga and I think my downward dog looked more like winnie the pooh getting stuck in rabbit's door."

"I can't see those guns made on 3D printers catching on. If HP make the cartridges, it will be cheaper to buy an AK-47."

"Donald Trump walks into an elevator... and a gorgeous woman is inside and says, ""When the doors close, I could drop to my knees and blow you."" Trump replies, ""And what's in it for me?"""

"i just finished breaking bad. what happens to hanks minerals. I don't like loose ends man. what happened to the minerals"

"""Try again, dumbass"" - the little red line under your misspelled word"

"I know we haven't talked in awhile but I've been thinking about us a lot and I was wondering if u remembered the name of that burrito place"

"What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas? Cancer."