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Joke of the Day
"Cop behind me just turned. Best unfollow ever."
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"Did you know that God is rich? Yeah, back in Israel he made a prophet."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bassoon ! Bassoon who ? Bassoon things will be better !"
"Hold.. Hold.. Hold.. CHARGE!!!!! -Ice at the bottom of a glass"
"What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died? *S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*"
"How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date!"
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"Q: What is the best time to eat reindeer meat? A: When you're hungry."