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Joke of the Day

"What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common? They were both caught with hands in their drawers."

"I accidently filled the escort with diesel.... And she died."

"I still believe in love. But I also believe in sasquatch, nessy, and that I could win the lottery. So there's that...."

"A sad dad joke A woman is at her father's deathbed. She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left. ""Dad, I'm sorry,"" she whispers. ""Goodbye, Sorry,"" he says, ""*I'm dead*."""

"How do you call an unfanny comedian? A youtuber."

"Geese just call them bumps."

"What is the bird synonymous with abstinence The Swallow"

"What is the difference between complete and finished? If you find the right woman, you're complete."

"What do you call a neolithic taking a walk? A meanderthal"

"What do you call a robot with bad breath who's sister lives on its foot? HAL-i-toe-sis"