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Joke of the Day

"Whats Black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist."

"If someone honks at you in traffic, honk back and yell ""HEY, OUR CARS ARE TALKING!"""

"Poker doesn't work well in Africa. There's just too many cheetahs."

"I don't mean to sound racist, but why do all Chinese food takeout boxes look the same?"

"I had a blind date tonight Her name was "

"How is having a new dishwasher at a kitchen job like being in the Matrix? There is no spoon."

"what do people in the German Alps say before they are about to do something crazy? YO-da-lay-hee-LO"

"I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.. Then it hit me."

"I saw a giraffe with a short neck It was sad, or a deer"

"A friend said he wasn't racist He said he wasnt racist because racism is a crime, and those are for niggers."